Another Distraction - A Mr Perkins Story!
Birthdays - a story of the Rev. Mr. William Perkins Occasionally, I like to share stories about a fictional clergyman of my acquaintance. His name is the Rev. William Perkins. He is a bit of a shy, diminutive fellow. I think he is quite a good priest, if a bit uptight. He is the rector of the rural parish of Christ Church, Hampton's Corners. It is one of those quiet little rural parishes that sits on the cusp of suburbia. Mr. Perkins has been rector of the parish for quite a number of years now, but this is a story from the early days of his ministry in Hampton's Corners. I hope you enjoy it. This story is called "Birthdays." In church-land there are certain little customs that seem to develop over time. At first, they are innocuous, charming, even quaint; but it doesn’t take long before they begin to attain a sacrosanct and inviolable character. Any clergyperson who has inherited this sort of custom (and I believe we all have, of some sort or